When I'm President of the Moon
Friday, June 15, 2012
Got Kitties in my G-String Ain't No Thang
Family dinner conversation often goes like this:
"I’d just stand up there and throw cats at them.”
-Me, on how fantastic of a stripper I would be
“You train those cats yourself.”
-My sister
“I trained my pussies myself.”
-Me
“They talk this way because they listen to rap."
-My dad
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